EN ZA SMEH MORA BIT

http://www.spedenaj-moj-avto.si/si/spedenaj-moj-avto-2010?c=Rebeka-K&cid=714

Ostalo: izpušni sistem, blow-up ventili, zavorni diski veèji

Hudo

En ni dovolj. Vsaj dva-tri, da bo eksplozivnost veèja

hahahahahahahahahah

http://24ur.com/novice/slovenija/v-leto-2011-z-roza-vinjetami.html
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Drocky wrote:http://24ur.com/novice/slovenija/v-leto-2011-z-roza-vinjetami.html
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Škoda k je Spaljen prodal C2-ja... Njemu bi ful sedla :rofl3:

jebo vas èrn mercedes èrno use pa faking pinky nalepka . Grga da te nam povozu !

Spaljeni wrote:jebo vas èrn mercedes èrno use pa faking pinky nalepka . Grga da te nam povozu !

Tole se sliši na zakljuèna dela v zdravstvu...
Oprema je že vsa, samo še izvedba postopka...

Postopek bo v kratkem stekel.

Lol sam res zdej se me bojo bal èe reèem ne da ga bom povozu ampak odpelu


Drgaè pa ja v družbi imamo mladega zdravnika en more zakljuèit njegovo delo . Tržna niša pa take fore

ma Spaljen prou adijo zgledaš v tistem mrliškem vozilu zanè k sva se vidla...
6m dolg 100let star marcedes z zatemnenimi šipami not pa obrit 2 metrsk dec...

...pa hello kitty vinjeta :rofll:

http://www.spedenaj-moj-avto.si/si/spedenaj-moj-avto-2010?c=Denis-S&cid=739

Zakaj si ravno ta avtomobil zasluži popolno predelavo?
Ker je HONDA.

jest sm pa mislu da je impreza sti :brrrrrr:
http://www.avto.net/_AVTO/ad.asp?ID=4218543&show=1

na fertik vic! :rofll:


Ide magarac dzunglom, skace, divlja kad ispred njega iskoci lav!
Lav: ''Jel znaš ti, da se ne smes tako ponasati ovde, ja sam kralj životinja i postavio sam ovdje neki red koji se mora postovati!''
Magarac: ''Jel, a ko je tebe postavio za kralja zivotinja?''
Lav: ''Sve ostale zivotinje, jer mogu najduze da je**m!''
Magarac: ''Ja mogu duze, ajd da se kladimo?''
Konta lav sta èe, gleda magarca i pristane na opkladu.
Prvo lav ufati magarca i pocne sa radnjom, 15 min, 30 min,. magarac trpi ne progovara,. 45 min. i lav svrsi!
Dosao red na magarca, ufati on lava i poce radnju. 15 min,. 30 min,. 45 min lav trpi i sjeti se da voli kad lavica stenje.
Poène da stenje, a magarac i dalje ne popusta, tako proðe i 1 sat. Lav konta sta ce i padne mu na um, da voli kad ga lavica èeška po ja**ma.
Èeška lav magarca, a magarac još gore navali i ne popusta. Lav se seti, da ne može da izdrži, kada lavica poène da meša guzom.
Zavrti lav najžešèe sto je mogao i u po frke magarac ufati lava za grivu, povuèe ga prema sebi i kaze "Lave ti nisi kralj, ti si CAR!" TO CARE!!!

Savinjèani so taki škrti, da ko jih zebe grejo sedet k sveèi,ko jih se pa bolj zazebe jo pa prižgejo....

evo eno legendarno izjavo kolegice, ki ma do doma ozko, zavito in strmo cesto

Dragi ljubitelji volkswagnov, jz sem z svojo Astrco dans komot prišla do doma, kaj pa vi?

Drugaè pa je sneg danes tak jebeno moker da sem na nezvoženem doživel veè understeera kot pa driftanja. Še dobr da se najde kak zvožen parking. Èe druga ne, vem vsaj da mam dobre zimske gume in da mi roèna èist niè ne prime

Mujo se pelje iz Bosne v Avstrijo in ga v Sloveniji ustavi policist.
"Gospod
ustavil sem vas, ker vam zadnji levi smernik ne dela.", pravi policist.
...
Mujo stopi iz avtomobila in zaèudeno gleda v zadnji del vozila.
Policist nadaljuje: "Smernik vam ne dela.... A razumete slovensko, veste kaj je smernik?
" Mujo: "Ma jebeš smernik, gde mi je prikolica u pi*** materinu..............."






Zjutraj zgodaj - še v temi - vstane Janko in se pripravi na pohod na
Šmarno goro.
Ko pride do vrat, opazi da moèno dežuje. Kar malo preveè - si misli, se
obotavlja in vendarle sklene, da se vrne v posteljo. Ko se v temi sleèe in
skoèi pod odejo k ženi, ga le ta nežno vpaša:
...A dežuje? Ja, ji odgovori mož.
Ona pa se zasmeje: Ha, naš norc pa na Šmarno goro!

Why Afghani women don't want to have sex with American soldiers?Because they keep talking about pulling out, but they never do...

Bliža se èas praznikov. Ne pozabite na zdravo prehrano.

vitamin Ce v razliènih vrstah prehrane.....


prasenCe,
pivCe,
vinCe,
sarmiCe,
kobasiCe ..

LP

Avtomobilizem forum:

Modelar wrote:

drmocar wrote:Zlajša ti ga lahko vsak strugar, samo poveš mu kje naj zlajša. Zbalansirat pa neseš na lpp ali avtoobnovo.

Ko se ti pa ta vztrajnik potem razleti pa tudi lahko pelješ avto k vsakemu strugarju v poduk, da se tega ne poène..èe imaš še celo glavo.

What basically separates BMW M power from Audi RS power? Every day, when the workers go to the RS factory, men in grey suits and tube socks hand out tokens to the workers. Each worker gets only a certain number of tokens. Every time they need to use a machine, say, for testing, developing, wind tunnel, etc, it takes a token. At the M assembly lines, They give out schnapps, Benzedrine, and chocolate coated peanuts.

And which one is supposed to be better?

Ja komentar je bil pod videom od M3 CSL tak da predvidevam da BMW.

Since you've been gone, I've been alone

Since you've been gone, I've been alone, like an arm without a bone
Dangling limply like a phone that's out of charge, like Homer without Marge
Like an egg without a spoon, like a dugon on the moon
Like a clownfish without Nemo, like twilight without Emo
Like Hardy without Laurel, like high ground without the moral
Like Disney without Walt, like battery without assault
Like a pet shop without gerbils, like Hitler without gerbals
Running naked through a wedding, driving fast way out pass Redding

Like a dilemma without a di, just a lemma and a sigh
Like deja without vu, I am nothing without you
'Til the day that you come back, I'm like Whitney without crack

...

Love song

I was alone, my heart was cold, it was a stone, my soul was lonely like a stone, there was no moss
And when I danced, I danced alone but then I did not dance, because I was alone, so I did not dance
I shuffled through life invisible to all happy couples who would mock me with their mini laughter... ha-ha-ha
The only sound I hear in my lonely silent world, was the rusty hammer of my heart, nailing at the hatred in my soul

But then you came...
And my life was turned upside down
You showed me the beauty of the things that I have never seen
Like a snowflake that melts on the eyelash of a startled deer
Or the painting of a dog that wears a dear so appearance, smokes a pipe that made you laugh so heartily, but I previously thought was rubbish
Or the duck that lands so clumsy on a frozen pond in winter, but the intoxicating power of our love transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama, where mister duck is embarrassed and the other ducks are laughing... quack-quack-quack

And then you left!
And I have died a thousand deaths and I will die a thousand more
I thought you were an angel, you turn out to be a whore!
And everything is turned to dust, everything is infected with a plague, when you had to sleep with Craig
Oh... he's so sensitive, he's got a tattoo
Yeah... carving your name with a compass in my forehead was not enough for you!

The snowflake on the eye of a deer has turned to puss that oozes of an opened wound
The deer now blinded stumbles into an ravine
The duck lies shredded in a pancake soaking in the housin' of your lies
The dog has moved from a pipe to sixty cigarettes a day and coughs away his life in a cold neon research lab of your betrayal!
...of your betrayal!

(napisano iz stand-up act-a, od Bill Bailey-a)