EN ZA SMEH MORA BIT

87.56% of all Alfas built are still on the road.
The other 12.44% made it home.

:rofll:

Ozi wrote:87.56% of all Alfas built are still on the road.
The other 12.44% made it home.

:rofll:

Sm si kar sposodil tole za na FB, upam da ne zameriš

Samo Chuck Norris ve, èe je Ines jedla sir...

Vocko wrote:

Ozi wrote:87.56% of all Alfas built are still on the road.
The other 12.44% made it home.

:rofll:

Sm si kar sposodil tole za na FB, upam da ne zameriš

No problemo

why did the Alfa owner cross the road?


to pick up the bits that fell off

Alfa Depreciation



























Wait a minute, that's not funny





:rofll:

LOTUS, Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious........

A veste kakšn je Ruski moment kljuè?????????????????
??????????


cev dolga meter in pol, na konc pa ogledalce montirano??










in pol gledaš, ko ti oèi f...e z jamic ven je zadost

Grandad: "When I was your age, all I've got for Christmas was an apple and a blackberry.

Boy: WHAT! A LAPTOP AND A MOBILE?!?!

Pride moški v bolnico po izvide svoje žene:
- Izvolite, mu reèe sestra.
- Rabim izvide od Marije Novak.
- Joj, gospod, tu so pa problemi. Bile sta dve z enakim imenom in izvidi so se zamešali, zdaj pa ne vemo kam kaj spada.
- Kakšni so rezultati?
...- Ena ima AIDS, druga Alzheimera.
- In kaj naj zdaj jaz naredim?
- Peljite ženo v mesto in jo tam pustite, èe se sama vrne domov, ne seksajte veè z njo!

dude, she just called you slovenian! oh hell no, hold my burek !

Še preden je Krištof Kolumb prinesel koruzo iz amerike v Evropo, je Chuck Norris že pekel kokice na pomolu!

En malo krut:

Oèi, danes bi šla ven, a mi daš kaj denarja?
- dam, èe mi ga potegneš.
- kaj? a si normalen!
in je šla iz sobe. Vrne se èez 20 minut in spet:

...- oèi, res bi šla ven. a mi daš kaj denarja?
- saj sem ti rekel da dam, èe mi ga potegneš.
- pa ti nisi normalen!
in gre. vrne se èez 30 minut in reèe:

- O.K. ti ga potegnem.
ko korenjaka potegne iz hlaè, se zgrozi:
- zakaj pa je ves od dreka?

ata:
- a misliš, da tvoj brat ne hodi ven?

Sonet odvetnikov Slovenije

(ali zakaj ni še noben tajkun zaprt)


Kadar brani jo Senica,
zmagovala bo krivica,
izgubila bo resnica
in rešila se prasica.

Ko najameš Èeferina,
ves primer je ko belina,
za sodnijo to je mina,
reši vsaka se zverina.

Kadar te zastopa Zdolšek,
on obeta si priboljšek,
sodni mlin pa nov podaljšek,
ki ga plaèa državljanèek.

Kadar vas zastopa Matoz,
gredo monopoli v patos.
Ko pomaga mu Pezdir,
elektro, banke grab' nemir.

3men were drunk,they stopped a taxi.The taxi driver figured that they were drunk,he just switched on the engine&switched it off&told them,'we ve arrived'.The 1st guy gave him money,2nd guy said thanks,but the 3rd guy slapped him.The taxi driver was stunned coz he was hoping that none of them must ve realized that the car didn't move an inch.So he asked,what was that for?Control ur speed next time,u almost killed us.

Mladeniè navdušeno pove mami, da se je zaljubil in da se bo kmalu
poroèil. ''Za hec bom domov pripeljal tri dekleta, ti pa poskusi
uganiti, katere je moja izbranka!''

Mama se strinja s predlogom in naslednji dan sin pripelje domov tri
lepotice ter jih posadi na kavè. Nekaj èasa sprošèeno kramljajo. Nato
se sin obrne k mami in jo vpraša: ''No, mami, s katero se bom
poroèil?'' Ona izstreli: ''Rdeèelaska na sredini.''

Osupel, sin vpraša: ''To je neverjetno, kako si vedela??''

''Na živce mi gre kot hudiè,'' odgovori mama.

Tole sm dobu na FB dons:

An Alfa Owner dies (ahhhh!) and goes to heaven (BMW owners go straight to hell) and meets God.

God says to the Alfa Owner - "as you have been so virtuous on earth I will grant you three wishes as a reward."

The alfa owner says - "well firstly I'd really love an Alfa 8C to drive around heaven in"

"Good choice" says God - and 2nd?

"Well there's not much more I really need, Hmm - I know - I'd like it to stay in immaculate, clean condition no matter how often or where I drive it"

" No Problem" says God "- and final wish?"

" Well I'd like it never to break down" says AO

"Well, I can't perform miracles!!!" says God

http://blog.rokbrumen.com/2011/jutro-ob-7-50-ljubljana-obvoznica-evolution-vs-audi-rs8-neprecenljivo/

nmorš no.. k da bi bil 12let star?!

Mentalno je majn.

Komentarji so bli zakon sam jih je že odstrano

Audi RS8 u tole je pa kr redkost hahhaha

Filozofska tema leta:



Mesar ubije ženo. Ali je morilec ali dela na èrno?

Sam me pa kar mal spominja na hondašev dnevnik, to Brumnovo pisanje

Je mela ena status na facebooku:

Vsako jutro ko se zbudim pogledam seznam najbogatejših slovencev. Èe je moj mož še na njem, potem grem nazaj spat.

(njen mož pa dejansko je na tem seznamu)